Get tucked in to a third bestselling helping of Clarksons Farm from our favourite welliewearing wannabe farmer Jeremy ClarksonBrilliant . . . laughoutloud Daily Telegraph Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches Time OutAfter three years Jeremy Clarkson has discovered the golden rule of farmingwhatever you hope will happen wont. Enthusiastic schemes to diversify face defeat at the hands of the Council Planning department or derision from Kaleb. Jeremys plans for a business empire founded on rewilding and nettle soup are doubted by Lisa. And the stifling thickets of red tape keep only one person smiling Cheerful Charlie who charges by the hour. But the animals couldnt be happier. A rented bull called BreakHeart Maestro is delighting the cows. The pigs are bringing home the bacon. And the goats are . . . most probably psychopaths. Yet on the good days it hard not to be optimistic. Where else do you get to harvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner Maybe its not just Breakheart Maestro who gets a happy endingReaders are loving Diddly Squat Pigs Might FlyAnother funny book from Jeremy. This one made me chuckle but my only complaint its too short. I wanted more. Hopefully Another book is being written as we speak Reader ReviewI love the show and I love the books. Both make me chuckle but have also given me an insight into farming and how hard farming is Reader ReviewIve read the previous books and loved those as well. Witty and funny with depth and a bit of seriousness Reader Review Loved it quickest book Ive ever read. Cant wait for the next Clarkson instalment Reader Review